robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”
a collection of some of my favorites
"the recession has hit us hard"
I love tumblr in an unhealthy way
my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr
At least 3 potato.
im sobbing at the oatmeal one
Oh my god the potato post has come back to haunt my ass.
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
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when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that