Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
|—||Beth Ditto (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…